Bee MovieBy Jerry SeinfeldNARRATOR:(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)According to all known lawsof aviation,:there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.:Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.:The bee, of course, flies anyway:because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible.BARRY BENSON:(Barry is picking out a shirt)Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.:Ooh, black and yellow!Let's shake it up a little.JANET BENSON:Barry! Breakfast is ready!BARRY:Coming!:Hang on a second.(Barry uses his antenna like a phone):Hello?ADAM FLAYMAN:(Through phone)- Barry?BARRY:- Adam?ADAM:- Can you believe this is happening?BARRY:- I can't. I'll pick you up.(Barry flies down the stairs):MARTIN BENSON:Looking sharp.JANET:Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.BARRY:Sorry. I'm excited.MARTIN:Here's the graduate.We're very proud of you, son.:A perfect report card, all B's.JANET:Very proud.(Rubs Barry's hair)BARRY=Ma! I got a thing going here.JANET:- You got lint on your fuzz.BARRY:- Ow! That's me!JANET:- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.- Bye!(Barry flies out the door)JANET:Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading anewspaper)BARRY==- Hey, Adam.ADAM:- Hey, Barry.(Adam gets in Barry's car):- Is that fuzz gel?BARRY:- A little. Special day, graduation.ADAM:Never thought I'd make it.(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)BARRY:Three days grade school,three days high school...ADAM:Those were awkward.BARRY:Three days college. I'm glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.ADAM==You did come back different.(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)ARTIE:- Hi, Barry!BARRY:- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.ADAM:- Hear about Frankie?BARRY:- Yeah.ADAM==- You going to the funeral?BARRY:- No, I'm not going to his funeral.:Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.:Don't waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.ADAM:I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on thehighway):I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our regular day.BARRY:I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduatingstudents)Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under the circumstances.(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats):- Well, Adam, today we are men.ADAM:- We are!BARRY=- Bee-men.=ADAM=- Amen!BARRY AND ADAM:Hallelujah!(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)ANNOUNCER:Students, faculty, distinguished bees,:please welcome Dean Buzzwell.DEAN BUZZWELL:Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of...:...9::That concludes our ceremonies.:And begins your careerat Honex Industries!ADAM:Will we pick our job today?(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)BARRY=I heard it's just orientation.(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automaticallyloaded into the buses)TOUR GUIDE:Heads up! Here we go.ANNOUNCER:Keep your hands and antennasinside the tram at all times.BARRY:- Wonder what it'll be like?ADAM:- A little scary.TOUR GUIDE==Welcome to Honex,a division of Honesco:and a part of the Hexagon Group.Barry:This is it!BARRY AND ADAM:Wow.BARRY:Wow.(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massivecomplicated Honey-making machines)TOUR GUIDE:We know that you, as a bee,have worked your whole life:to get to the point where youcan work for your whole life.:Honey begins when our valiant PollenJocks bring the nectar to the hive.:Our top-secret formula:is automatically color-corrected,scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured:into this soothing sweet syrup:with its distinctivegolden glow you know as...EVERYONE ON BUS:Honey!(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it intothe crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)ADAM:- That girl was hot.BARRY:- She's my cousin!ADAM==- She is?BARRY:- Yes, we're all cousins.ADAM:- Right. You're right.TOUR GUIDE:- At Honex, we constantly strive:to improve every aspectof bee existence.:These bees are stress-testinga new helmet technology.(The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into theground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up butyou can hear him groan):ADAM==- What do you think he makes?BARRY:- Not enough.TOUR GUIDE:Here we have our latest advancement,the Krelman.(They pass by a turning wheel with Bees standing on pegs, who are eachwearing a finger-shaped hat)Barry:- Wow, What does that do?TOUR GUIDE:- Catches that little strand of honey:that hangs after you pour it.Saves us millions.ADAM:(Intrigued)Can anyone work on the Krelman?TOUR GUIDE:Of course. Most bee jobs aresmall ones.But bees know that every small job,if it's done well, means a lot.:But choose carefully:because you'll stay in the jobyou pick for the rest of your life.(Everyone claps except for Barry)BARRY:The same job the rest of your life?I didn't know that.ADAM:What's the difference?TOUR GUIDE:You'll be happy to know that bees,as a species, haven't had one day off:in 27 million years.BARRY:(Upset)So you'll just work us to death?:We'll sure try.(Everyone on the bus laughs except Barry. Barry and Adam are walking backhome together)ADAM:Wow! That blew my mind!BARRY:"What's the difference?"How can you say that?:One job forever?That's an insane choice to have to make.ADAM:I'm relieved. Now we only haveto make one decision in life.BARRY:But, Adam, how could theynever have told us that?ADAM:Why would you question anything?We're bees.:We're the most perfectlyfunctioning society on Earth.BARRY:You ever think maybe thingswork a little too well here?ADAM:Like what? Give me one example.(Barry and Adam stop

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Bee Movie
By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR:
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws
of aviation,
 :
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
 :
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
 :
The bee, of course, flies anyway
 :
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON:
(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
 :
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
JANET BENSON:
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
BARRY:
Coming!
 :
Hang on a second.
(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)
 :
Hello?
ADAM FLAYMAN:

(Through phone)
- Barry?
BARRY:
- Adam?
ADAM:
- Can you believe this is happening?
BARRY:
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
(Barry flies down the stairs)
 :
MARTIN BENSON:
Looking sharp.
JANET:
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
BARRY:
Sorry. I'm excited.
MARTIN:
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
 :
A perfect report card, all B's.
JANET:
Very proud.
(Rubs Barry's hair)
BARRY=
Ma! I got a thing going here.
JANET:
- You got lint on your fuzz.
BARRY:
- Ow! That's me!

JANET:
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
(Barry flies out the door)
JANET:
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a
newspaper)
BARRY==
- Hey, Adam.
ADAM:
- Hey, Barry.
(Adam gets in Barry's car)
 :
- Is that fuzz gel?
BARRY:
- A little. Special day, graduation.
ADAM:
Never thought I'd make it.
(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving)
BARRY:
Three days grade school,
three days high school...
ADAM:
Those were awkward.
BARRY:
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
ADAM==
You did come back different.
(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging)
ARTIE:
- Hi, Barry!

BARRY:
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
ADAM:
- Hear about Frankie?
BARRY:
- Yeah.
ADAM==
- You going to the funeral?
BARRY:
- No, I'm not going to his funeral.
 :
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
 :
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
ADAM:
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the
highway)
 :
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our regular day.
BARRY:
I guess that's why they say we don't need vacations.
(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating
students)
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats)
 :
- Well, Adam, today we are men.

ADAM:
- We are!
BARRY=
- Bee-men.
=ADAM=
- Amen!
BARRY AND ADAM:
Hallelujah!
(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm)
ANNOUNCER:
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
 :
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
DEAN BUZZWELL:
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
 :
...9:
 :
That concludes our ceremonies.
 :
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
ADAM:
Will we pick our job today?
(Adam and Barry get into a tour bus)
BARRY=
I heard it's just orientation.
(Tour buses rise out of the ground and the students are automatically
loaded into the buses)
TOUR GUIDE:
Heads up! Here we go.

ANNOUNCER:
Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.
BARRY:
- Wonder what it'll be like?
ADAM:
- A little scary.
TOUR GUIDE==
Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco
 :
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
Barry:
This is it!
BARRY AND ADAM:
Wow.
BARRY:
Wow.
(The bus drives down a road an on either side are the Bee's massive
complicated Honey-making machines)
TOUR GUIDE:
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
 :
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
 :
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
 :
Our top-secret formula
 :
is automatically color-corrected,

scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
 :
into this soothing sweet syrup
 :
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
EVERYONE ON BUS:
Honey!
(The guide has been collecting honey into a bottle and she throws it into
the crowd on the bus and it is caught by a girl in the back)
ADAM:
- That girl was hot.
BARRY:
- She's my cousin!
ADAM==
- She is?
BARRY:
- Yes, we're all cousins.
ADAM:
- Right. You're right.
TOUR GUIDE:
- At Honex, we constantly strive
 :
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
 :
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
(The bus passes by a Bee wearing a helmet who is being smashed into the
ground with fly-swatters, newspapers and boots. He lifts a thumbs up but
you can hear him groan)
 :
ADAM==

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